Fortune’s fool

Last Friday I had a barbecue. I had a box of fortune cookies wandering around and we had a few of them. I like the taste of these cookies, and generally would prefer if they came without a piece of paper in them.
However, these cookies, VH brand, were bad. They didn’t taste that good. Maybe it was because they were “Low Fat” but I’m not going to give them that credit. And maybe I don’t like the fortunes, but these were insultingly bad. They read more like advertisements for VH sauce. And they were worded so that you couldn’t add “in bed” to the end of them.
That’s just wrong.