Next to godliness

I have run out of soap. I have been using Ivory soap, which comes in nice economy packs. It doesn’t imply anything other than getting you clean.
I decided to try something classier this time while I was shopping. My old brand was there, cheap as ever, but my skin has been dry lately. Let’s upgrade. So I grabbed a different brand of soap, more expensive, but with great potential promised.
At least I assumed it was soap. When I got home I noticed that it makes no promise to make anyone clean. Moisturized, yes. Cleanliness, no. The actual product described itself as a “Beauty Bar”.
Apparently what that means is that the soap stinks and will give your entire bathroom a sickly floral scent.

My skin is feeling much nicer though.