Quick recap of the last two days

The excursion yesterday was fantastic. It was described as a tubing safari, and that is essentially true. I had been put under the impression that it was going to involve a lot of rapids but I was mistaken. It was a calm river going through the jungle. What really made it good was being with friends. There were a few bumpy parts where there were rapids. At the big one I got flipped out of my inner tube.
Halfway through the float, we got out and had a nice jerk chicken lunch before continuing on. They had three dog, and we learned something about dogs here that is different from what we’re used to. First, they are far more lethargic, barely moving in a heat. Secondly, they are tougher digestively; they survive on chicken bones.
After the tubing, there was a pool party. I had to leave early for a fashion show rehearsal. We had the actual show this evening. It was a goth fashion show, so the girl running it put some makeup around my eyes. She did not tell me how to remove it. Soap and water helps, but doesn’t completely handle it.