In this corner, weighing in at 190 lb., the Canadian! In this corner, weighing in at 27 lb., the Turkey! Two shall enter the kitchen. Only one shall leave! Come witness American Thanksgiving

Today is my traditional turkey day. American Thanksgiving. Blah blah blah. Invite people over. Blah blah blah. Prove I can cook a turkey.
I’ve never invited this many people over, which has required a bigger turkey than I’m used to. More pressure too. It doesn’t help that I’m operating on about four hours of sleep.
So far, in the battle against the turkey, we’ve won a round each. The turkey got the first win by causing me to cut myself. Thankfully no blood got on any food. But I won second round by actually getting the turkey in the oven. There are still a few rounds to go.