Don’t ask me to think in the morning

This morning, my roommate got up before me. I was barely awake when he came back 20 minutes later. He told me a woman wanted a massage right now. Was I awake enough to do that? Ah, you’re still asleep, I’ll tell them so.
In my sleep haze, I agreed.
Ten minutes later I awoke enough to figure out what was going on.
You idiot!