I have arrived in Jamaica. It took forever to get through customs. It is hot here, but not as overwhelming as I thought it would be. Air conditioning seems ubiquitous. The people at the airport are calling me a virgin because it is my first time at a Hedonism resort.

I got sucked into giving a tip. I guy took my luggage to help me to the bus. Then he wanted payment. He was sneaky with his demand for no coins. $5 for helping with luggage? I have only myself to blame.

The drive to the resort will take an hour and twenty minutes, so let’s see the sights.