Ah! The Pain!

So I wake up this morning, fairly early, and realize my legs really hurt. I guess they still haven’t recovered from the long run. I could still function perfectly well, but it was hard to get back to sleep when your legs feel like someone opened them up and is letting them air out.
Once I got up and active, the aches disappeared. But thank you for the attention.
I’ve been looking for an accountant to handle my taxes this year. Because of that large influx of capital from my company’s buyout, there are some details I have to work out. So I checked with the accounting firm that handled the buyout. It was quickly determined by all parties involved that using them would be overkill. Their rates start at $500. For that amount, I’ll try doing it myself. I can screw up multiple times and still be ahead.
There is something I’ve been pondering lately.
Why is (President) Bush considered the leader of the free world?
I could understand that if I voted for him, but I didn’t even have the chance.