I checked out of my room an hour before the bus left. I asked the receptionist if I could fill out a report on the theft of the camera. They called security and the chief met me.

One of the first questions was “Why didn’t you report this two days ago?”

What the hell have I been doing for the past two days everytime I go to reception asking about it!

The laid back Jamaican attitude is totally incompatible with my lifestyle choice. That I have to adopt it since my watch broke is infuriating.