Bar

Went to the bar. Just got back. Yes, I am aware it is a work night.
I went with a co-worker and his friend. He was quite supportive and seemed to be trying to make me a better person. This involved me drinking half a pint of Kokanee Gold. I apparently need to acquire the taste for beer.
Also I can’t seem to do anything right. I need to swear more. I need to drink. I also need to learn how to talk to women with confidence, especially if they start the conversation.