Doctor’s orders

I thought I would be a good environmental citizen today.
Due to the medical test yesterday, I have to eat certain fruits and vegetables. The fruit isn’t a problem, but vegetables have been a personal nemesis. Fortunately, carrots were on the list. I can enjoy munching on a carrot.
While at the grocery store today I had two options. A 5lb bag of carrots or a 2lb bag of organic carrots. They were about the same price. And I knew that there was no way I would be able to eat 5lb of carrots, so I went with the organic.
I got home, cracked open the package, washed an orange stick of vegetative goodness and proceeded to follow doctor’s orders, with a healthy environmental consciousness.

Those were the worst carrots I have ever had.

What have we learned today?