Word of the day: Laterality

I don’t know what happened to me. Despite all the abuse over the past week, noted and otherwise (I ran up Emily Murphy Hill ten times on Wednesday), everything below the waist was feeling fairly good. Then yesterday I woke up with pain in my right foot; Horrifyingly similar to pain I felt two years ago that put me out for two months.
Every step makes the outside of the foot throb with a dull pain. Yet, if I walk around on my tiptoes (oh, that doesn’t look weird) it goes away.
What gets me is that on Thursday I did nothing unusual, or even exercise related. And yet here I am with pain.

Further evidence that the right side of my body hates me. That’s what you get for giving a side of yourself laterality. It thinks it should get all the perks.