Party report

I haven’t updated in awhile. And for that I apologize. I’ve been busy.
As previously noted, I had a mortgage-burning party. Actually, no, it hasn’t been previously noted. But in any case, it happened last Saturday.
I would like to think it was a successful party. I had about thirteen people show up. There were some demographics that didn’t bother to show up, but I easily met quorum. It split into two parties. One was out on the balcony playing the guitar and singing. The other was inside with the food and drinks and discussing meaty subjects.
However it looks like I’ll need to throw another party soon. A You-people-were-supposed-to-drink-all-my-beer-the-first-time party. (It will probably be a barbecue.) That would allow me some space in my fridge which is currently overflowing with a beverage I don’t like to drink. I mean, the bottle of vodka wasn’t even opened.
Well, better luck next time.