Know what will really improve your mood? Besides food.

Staying up until 5:00 in the morning with a beautiful model who thinks you’re hot. Conclude it with making out, and it really perks you up.

This evening, after dinner, there was an auction of people/services. Using the equivalent of monopoly money I outbid everyone else. My success let me be a helper to a model when she ran the karaoke tonight. (It’s a weird economy.)

Karaoke was poorly organized so I was definitely needed. It went well, and I sang a few songs. I was my usual helpful self, and she appreciated it. She asked me to come back next year. When I pressed her on why not this year (I am here alone) things started getting better.

After karaoke, at two o’clock in the morning we danced alone in the disco. We wandered around a bit looking for people doing stuff. (I think the crazy lady was making out with my roommate.) But the biggest problem was that she had had “42 mudslides”. I can’t vouch for the number, but I can for the product. Nice guy mode: Don’t take advantage of the drunk. Even if they are hot.

After meeting with people in the jacuzzi at four in the morning we spent time soaking. At five they left and I was able to direct her home. We made out in the stairwell, and then I took her to her door, and let her sleep it off.