I’ve been thinking of taking alcohol in a medicinal capacity. If I drink, maybe I’ll loosen up and have more fun at bars. Maybe I can get a psychiatrist to prescribe something for me…
Anyway, The Bank was having a one year anniversary. Due to being in the right place at the right time, I had a pass to go there. Drinks would only cost a buck each.
So, I decided to experiment and actually drink alcohol. (Why I didn’t do this three weeks ago when drinks in Jamaica were free is beyond me.) The bartender recommended a Cosmopolitan to start off with. Then I tried some house Martini (I want to call it a Drop Dead, but I know that wasn’t it.)
Conclusion?
I didn’t loosen up. Might as well stay sober.