Eyes of liquid rage

My passport expires in April. Bad time for it to happen because all the passport places are a solid mass of people due to the new US air travel restrictions.
But I have time so I’m taking the long, slow approach. I’ll see what I can do online. But I am aware that I will need passport photos. Since I have a dentist appointment next week, now is the time to get them taken so that I can have my chosen guarantor sign them.
I realize that you can not win with a passport photo. You will look like a terrorist, no matter what. Especially with the condition that your “Facial expression must be neutral (not frowning nor smiling) with the mouth closed.”
So, I decided to look as evil as possible. You can still do it with the conditions given. And must say, I have lovely eyes of liquid rage.
I wouldn’t let me into the country.