Where or where has my ___ gone

I was really looking forward to this vacation as one I didn’t have to worry about. Someone else was doing all the planning. I could literally take a vacation from vacation planning.
This is a good thing.
The baggage issue isn’t helping. It is the middle of the night and I’m on the phone tracking luggage down. The initial flight was supposed to be American Airlines, but we got bumped to United. United, via their website, says that “Unfortunately, your baggage has not been located. However, we do have it on priority trace. We apologize for any inconvenience we may be causing you. Please check back with us in a few hours for any updated information.” I just waded through the American Airlines telephone hell and they finally told me that the bags are in Orlando for the past eight hours waiting to be picked up.
Left hand really doesn’t know what the right hand is doing.
Hopefully we can get this sorted in the morning when people will be awake and helpful.