There is a gingerbread house party tonight. Not a house party, in a place made of gingerbread. That would be silly. A party in a condo devoted to the construction of some gingerbread houses.
I had trouble sleeping last night so I googloed gingerbread house templates. You can’t just slap something together, you need a plan. Well, all the plans on the internet are for the same house. A plan so simple that you don’t need to be given it; You can make it on your own. A retarded beaver could make those templates.
I wanted plans for something more than four walls and an angled roof. Last year I templated a castle. (I had to leave before I could see the end product. I think it turned out well.) I want to see some creativity. At the least, there should be those windows with their own roofs (I forget what they’re called.) A porch would be nice. A concave corner on the outside.
I want a challenge!