The gingerbread went well. I didn’t make anything myself, because the other plans being wrought seemed good on their own. Besides, I had my chance to design last year. I did content myself to help others with their creations. The gingerbread cathedral was very nice. The trojan horse was a delightful change from the ordinary. There was the standard retarded beaver design as well. We all made fun of the guy who came with the pre-made unassembled gingerbread house from Superstore.
But like a typical guy he didn’t read the directions.
All of our works at this annual event seem to take a grisly tone. Last year gummi bears were dying all around the houses. This year snowmen seemed to take the brunt of the abuse.
Sordid tales, one and all.